For Studlover

[Andrew (imported)]

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge

said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said,

"I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced

and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"

[Studlover (imported)]

At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge

said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said,

"I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced

and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"

Andrew, I love it! That one was clever!

Studlover

[Andrew (imported)]

Two guys were chatting at a party. "Your wife certainly brightens the

room," one said to the other. "Her mere presence is electrifying." "It

ought to be," the other man replied. "Everything she's wearing is

charged."

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I see that 'electric' humor is making the circuit again! --FLO--