2 + 2

[Studlover (imported)]

A CEO has his business going well, but he's a bit worried. He decides

to check the competence of his employees.

The first person he meets is his assistant:

- Oh Miss, I'd like to ask you just a question. How much make 2+2 ?

- Yes Sir. Do you want a detailed memo on that?

- No, just answer the question.

- Well, I think it's 4.

Then he goes to the computer tech:

- Hi John! Just a question. Can you tell me how much make 2+2 ?

John runs Excel, and after five minutes answers:

- It is 4.00 E+0, but I'm not sure, the support staff should come

tomorrow. Will I ask them to check it?

Then he goes to the accountant:

- Hello mister, can you tell me how much make 2+2 ?

- Well, well, I know I'm late. I'm sorry. I didn't already collect

all the data, neither check all the accounts. But I can estimate it

now between 3.196... and... let's say... 5.659. But I'll be able to

make a much more accurate estimate within two weeks!

A bit disappointed, he goes to the sales manager:

- Hello Bob, could you tell me how much make 2+2 ?

- So... How much do you think it makes?<

- I ask you to answer.

- Mmh... you don't want to tell me your price. You want me to make an

offer. - Indeed.

- So, let's say 6! No, excuse me, you're not that kind of man, you

know the market. I sell it to you for 5.25, and that's the price I'

make for my best friend!

Then he goes to his lawyer:

- Good Morning Mister. Can you tell me how much make 2+2 ?

- Right now?

- Yes!

- So, at first I would say 2, but I'm convinced that with a good

preparation, we can get 3!

And, finally, he goes to the actuary:

- Hello Sir, can you tell me how much make 2+2 ?

- Of course. It is... It is... Mmmmh, well, how much would you like

it to make?

[colin (imported)]

How much make 2+2 ?

If he is that incoherent, how the hell did he become CEO. No wonder that he is worried.

LOL