Simon Takes Stock & The Simon Compendium v6.1

[Paolo]

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_72932simon_ta.htm (http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_72932simon_ta.htm)

From the looks of the hit statistics in just 36 hours, it seems that fans must be overjoyed with the return of everyone's favorite British boy eunuch, Simon.

In this refresher of a tale, which reviews his backstory, Simon becomes unnerved by a magazine article about himself. Add to this mix the curiosity of other junior students, the amorous Marcia at the Centre, some overheard comments, and you've got a recipe for one pissed-off eunuch.

Not only a great read for fans of the series, but also a good look at the feelings (theoretical, perhaps actual) of what can happen to someone who later regrets being castrated.

The moral of the story?

Read it and find out.

[bella (imported)]

Agrred - good to see more of Simon

Thanks

[Paolo]

Also, an update to The Simon Compendium will follow in a few days.

This part gives us more tidbits of history to add.

[Paolo]

Ok, after many tears and a phone call to Talula and reading up on Microjunk's many versions of how HTML is read by various OS's, I have successfully edited and uploaded the new Simon Compendium V6.1.

It even looks like it did on my screen, imagine that!

More tidbits of information have been extracted and added, for the discerning Simon fans.

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_

20159the_simo.htm (

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_

20159the_simo.htm)

And if you're not a fan, you better become one damn fast after all the hassle and work I just put the EA server through!

[Robby (imported)]

Ok, after many tears and a phone call to Talula and reading up on Microjunk's many versions of how HTML is read by various OS's, I have successfully edited and uploaded the new Simon Compendium V6.1.

It even looks like it did on my screen, imagine that!

More tidbits of information have been extracted and added, for the discerning Simon fans.

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_

20159the_s

imo.htm (

http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/S/ea_

20159the_simo.htm)

And if you're not a fan, you better

become one damn fast after all the hassle and work I just put the EA server through! Technical add-on:

If your version of the compendium looks like jiberish on your screen, don't panic, just do a refresh using your reload icon on your browser.

Thanks to Paolo for his hard work on making this available for all to read.

[A-1 (imported)]

AH HA!

Now I know he he is such a bastard on American Idol.

...he knows that he could never do Paula Abdul any good and he is sooooo frustrated.

A-1

[Paolo]

Lay off the TV for a while, A1, OK?

[A-1 (imported)]

Paolo,

I try, but Vi is sooo enthralled with the talent American Idolators horseshit that I could not resist a silly comment. However, it is a step up from RAP videos...

Personally, I'd prefer that they would bring back the Gong Show, but Chuckie Baby is way too old for it...

Besides that, Gene, Gene the dancing machine is probably dead of old age by now.

So, Paolo, was the unknown comic REALLY Steve Martin?

A-1