Three Friars

[Studlover (imported)]

Three Friars

Three friars were behind on their belfry payments, so

they opened up a small florist shop to raise the necessary> funds.

Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of

God, the rival florist across town thought the competition

was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but

they would not. He went back and begged the friars to

close.

They ignored him.

He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of

business. They ignored her too. So, the rival florist hired

Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town

to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and

trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't

close their shop.

Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that.....

Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

(Leaving the room very quickly)

[Robby (imported)]

Stud,

SmokeyBear says, Hugh, and only Hugh... (http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showpos ... ostcount=4)

[JesusA (imported)]

It's just as bad the second time around. I've probably heard this one 50 times or more and I chuckle every time.

[Andrew (imported)]

Well done

[Studlover (imported)]

Stud,

SmokeyBear says, Hugh, and only Hugh... (http://www.eunuch.org/vbulletin/showpos ... ostcount=4)

Yeah, who else but Andrew?

Studlover

[Studlover (imported)]

Well done

Thanks. It's an oldie but goodie.

Studlover