Wood you believe this?

[Andrew (imported)]

Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between

them. One tree says to the other: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a

birch?" The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the

sappling. The tall tree says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you

tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes

a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a

son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put

my pecker in.

:catclock:

[Studlover (imported)]

Two tall trees are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between

them. One tree says to the other: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a

birch?" The other says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the

sappling. The tall tree says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you

tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes

a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a

son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put

my pecker in.

:catclock:

Andrew,

That one has to be your best! You have out done yourself!

Studlover

[Riverwind (imported)]

I agree, that was a pun on a pun for puns sake.

River