A prophylactic device

Post Reply
JesusA (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 3605
Joined: Wed May 16, 2001 6:37 pm

Posting Rank

A prophylactic device

Post by JesusA (imported) »

Miss Lena, the church organist at Coon Ridge Pentecostal Church over in Roachdale, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

The pastor came to call on Lena one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water.

In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Lena had flipped or something...!

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.

"Miss Lena," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" (pointing to the bowl).

"Oh, yes," Lena replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter."

For those of you who couldn't get a flu shot this year, you might want to give this a try!
creamtaster (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 1
Joined: Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:07 pm

Posting Rank

Re: A prophylactic device

Post by creamtaster (imported) »

Would that work on a piano as well??
tugon (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 2958
Joined: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:55 am

Posting Rank

Re: A prophylactic device

Post by tugon (imported) »

creamtaster (imported) wrote: Wed Feb 29, 2012 5:07 pm Would that work on a piano as well??

I think it is roses on a piano and tulips on an organ.
Dave (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 6386
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 6:06 pm

Posting Rank

Re: A prophylactic device

Post by Dave (imported) »

And I thought I heard all the organ jokes years ago.

good one.
Quillman (imported)
Articles: 0
Posts: 267
Joined: Sun Dec 02, 2001 12:19 pm

Posting Rank

Re: A prophylactic device

Post by Quillman (imported) »

JesusA (imported) wrote: Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:27 pm Miss Lena, the church organist at Coon Ridge Pentecostal Church over in Roachdale, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

The pastor came to call on Lena one afternoon early in the spring, and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water.

In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity! Surely Miss Lena had flipped or something...!

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer.

"Miss Lena," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" (pointing to the bowl).

"Oh, yes," Lena replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know... I haven't had a cold all winter."

For those of you who couldn't get a flu shot this year, you might want to give this a try!

Excellent! Good to laugh, any more where that came from?

QuillmanUK
Post Reply

Return to “Jokes, Links, Media & More”