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A duel was fought between Alexander Shott and John Nott. Nott was shot
and Shott was not. In this case it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some
said that Nott was not shot. But Shott says that he shot Nott. It may be
that the shot Shott shot, shot Nott, or it may be possible that the shot
Shott shot, shot Shott himself. We think, however, that the shot Shott
shot, shot not Shott, but Nott. Anyway it is hard to tell which was shot
and which was not.
Here Ya Go Andrew (The Dual)
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Re: Here Ya Go Andrew (The Dual)
A Great Dane complained to the London subway authorities that he couldn't get a train on the Underground. "There are always scores of small dogs in front of me!" he protested. "Well," replied the official huffily, "You shouldn't be trying to travel during the peke hour!"
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Andrew (imported) wrote: Sat Jan 29, 2005 8:05 pm A Great Dane complained to the London subway authorities that he couldn't get a train on the Underground. "There are always scores of small dogs in front of me!" he protested. "Well," replied the official huffily, "You shouldn't be trying to travel during the peke hour!"
They're obviously all travelling to Barking on the District line and Isle of Dogs on the DLR. And what the Alsatians get up to at Shepherd's Bush is nobody' business......
Hm, no canine icons.... No cars, even so 'Catford' isn't possible even though it's on the wrong side of the river and not on the tube map.....
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Re: Here Ya Go Andrew (The Dual)
As a kid I was always disappointed when they announced a Barking train - they never did! Mind you, I always wondered what they did at CockFosters too!
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Re: Here Ya Go Andrew (The Dual)
A man and his golf-ignorant girlfriend are driving along in their car after the couple has come from the golf club. Because of his movements, the tees in his pocket fall out. His girlfriend asks, "Harry, what are those things that just fell out of your pockets?" "Oh, those are called tees. I put my balls on them when I'm driving." "Oh well. Ask a silly question, get a silly answer."
