The Dwarf and Midget Convention

[Studlover (imported)]

A group of dwarfs and midgets holding their annual convention realized

that they were truly living in a world designed for larger people. The

furniture, beds, cabinets and fixtures were either too large or too

tall for their comfort.

They resolved that this would never happen again at one of their

conventions.

They ran a lottery, conducted raffles, and raised enough money to

build their own resort for future meetings, a resort designed for

smaller than average people.

They did acquiesce in making some of the rooms normal sized in order

to attract as many people possible to the vacation resort. However, the

special rooms were made with smaller accommodations. Rooms, fixtures,

furniture ... everything was made smaller for the smaller guests.

Furthermore, they had resolved that all dwarfs could stay there

without paying anything.

They called these rooms stay-free mini pads.

[Andrew (imported)]

A man took the kids to a local restaurant for a quick breakfast before shopping. The place was very busy, but the quality of the food and service were obviously not up to par. When they finally got their breakfast, his youngest daughter took a look at her father's omelet and burnt toast and declared very loudly to the waitress "My Daddy can't eat that toast, he is black toast intolerant."

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[Dave (imported)]

They called these rooms stay-free mini pads.

Oh, GROAN, GROAN, GROAN...