12 Step Program for Recovering Web Addicts

[Studlover (imported)]

12 STEP PROGRAM OF RECOVERY FOR WEB ADDICTS

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER

newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand

typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan

dinner before even thinking of the Web.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends

and family that are Web-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.

8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling

them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is

necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance

my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed

sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

[Riverwind (imported)]

Yep, thats me

However, I do read books and I do get dressed before noon, at least most days I do.

RW

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Ah yes. But, Riverwind I've seen the way you dress! --FLO--