Red Hats

[Studlover (imported)]

Little Tommy's father had just returned home from a business trip, and he

had a romantic evening planned with his wife. So, he sent his two older

kids to the movies, but he couldn't persuade Little Tommy to go along.

Finally, he made a deal with Little Tommy, "If you go sit outside of the

house, I'll give you five dollars for every man you see go by in a red

hat."

An excited Little Tommy agreed.

Some time later, Little Tommy ran into the house and up to his parents

bedroom. He banged on the door and shouted, "Hey, Dad, if you think your

getting screwed in THERE, just wait until you come outside 'cause there's a

Shriner convention going past our house."

[Dave (imported)]

I like it!! I really like it!!

[HairyHarry (imported)]

What is a Shriner convention?