Life's Stupid Questions #6

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LIFE'S STUPID QUESTIONS # 6

151 When day breaks who fixes it?

152 When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

153 When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

154 When night falls who picks it up?

155 When people lose weight, where does it go?

156 When something fades in the sunlight, where did the colors go?

157 When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it

was to set it to?

158 When we say our mind wanders - where does it go?

159 When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost

or a mattress?

160 Where are the germs that cause 'good' breath?

161 Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

162 Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the

dictionary?

163 Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons?

164 Where does the fire go when the fire goes out?

165 Where does the white go when the snow melts?

166 Where does your lap go when you stand up?

167 Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?

168 Where is Old Zealand?

169 Which is the other side of the street?

170 Who killed the Dead Sea?

171 Who opened that first 'oyster' and said "My, my, my. Now doesn't

'this' look yummy!"

172 Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll

squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"

173 Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken's butt

and think, "I'll bet that would be good to eat?

174 Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

175 Why are all blackboards called that when some of them are green?

176 Why are America's parks administered by the Department of the

Interior?

177 Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but book publishers

aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

178 Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited

there?

179 Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

180 Why are highways build so close to the ground?

181 Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why

not just call them dried grapes?

182 Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of

parachutes?

183 Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

184 Why are they called "stands" when they're made for sitting?

185 Why are violets blue and not violet?

186 Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?

187 Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders?

188 Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free?

189 Why can't you make another word using all the letters in

"anagram"?

190 Why can't we tickle ourselves?

191 Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

192 Why did the pot call the kettle black?

193 Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

194 Why do ballet dancers dance on their toes? Why doesn't the company

just hire taller dancers?

195 Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

196 Why do flamingos stand on only one leg?

197 Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

198 Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

199 Why do mattresses have springs, if they aren't made for jumping

on?

200 Why do people always remember where they were when someone famous

was killed? Do they feel perhaps they'll need an alibi?

201 Why do people go to the unemployment office to find a job?

202 Why do people park in driveways and drive on parkways?

203 Why do people tell you when they are speechless?

204 Why do pigs have curly tails?

205 Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a

running child?

206 Why do they call it 'chili' if it's hot?

207 Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

208 Why do they call it 'getting your dog fixed' if afterwards it

doesn't work anymore?

209 Why do they call it life insurance?

210 Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?

211 Why do they call the piece of wood a two-by-four if it's only 1

3/4" x 3 1/2"?

212 Why do they call Wednesday hump day, when most people get laid on

the weekends?

213 Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it?

214 Why do they make cars go so fast its illegal?

215 Why do they make scented toilet paper?

216 Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

217 Why do they report power outages on TV?

218 Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

219 Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a

horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

220 Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money

in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

221 Why do we call something sent by car a shipment and something sent

by ship a cargo?

222 Why do we call them restrooms when no one goes there to rest?

223 Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

224 Why do we have hot water heaters when hot water doesn't need to be

heated?

225 Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is

wrong?