Genuine Letters Sent to Landlords

[Studlover (imported)]

Genuine letters sent to landlords:

The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared.

Our Kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it.

The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.

Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk, Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.

Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.

I want to complain about the farmer across the road every morning at five-thirty his cock wakes me up , and it is getting to much