Suspension

[Studlover (imported)]

A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one

day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the

chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.

She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny, David?"

"Well, ma'am, I just saw one of your garters."

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three

days."

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to

title the assignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard.

Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She

quickly turns and asks,

"What's so funny, Billy?"

"Well, ma'am, I just saw both of your garters."

Again she yells, "Get out of my classroom!" This time the punishment is

more severe, "I don't want to see you for three weeks."

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around

again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of

laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Tommy

leaving the classroom.

"Where do you think you are going?" she asks.

"Heck, from what I just saw, my school days are over."