Auto Accidents (Only in Texas does this happen)

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Auto Accidents (Only in Texas does this happen)

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Yes, I am native Texan and I can attest to this (not proud of this part of Texas mentality).

AUTO ACCIDENTS

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had

covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five

years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel

drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the

circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of

drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, S**t!"

Only the state of Texas was different, where 89.3 percent of the final

words were, "Hey Y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"
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