The Monk

[Studlover (imported)]

Monk

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.He goes

to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do

you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed

him dinner, they even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he

hears a strange sound.The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound

was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man is

disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some

years later, the same man breaks down in front of! the same monastery.

The monks accept him, feed him, and even fix his car. That night, he

hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next

morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't ! tell you.

You're not a monk." The man says,"All right, all right. I'm *dying* to

know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a

monk, how do I become a monk?" The monks reply, "You must travel the

earth and tell us many blades of grass there are and the exact number of

sand pebbles. When you find numbers, you can become a monk. The man sets

about his task.

Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the

monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you

have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and

231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show

you the way to the sound. "The monks lead the man to wooden door, where

the head monk says,! "The sound is right behind that door." The man

reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May

I have the key?" The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands

the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it,

only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks,

who provide it. Behind that door s *another* door, this one made of

sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,

silver, topaz, amethyst... Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key

to the last door." The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door,

turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of

that strange sound.....

Scroll down..are you ready????

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But we can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk!!!!!!!

[Riverwind (imported)]

I think someone is ready for castration after that one

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[Studlover (imported)]

Monk

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery.He goes

to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do

you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed

him dinner, they even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he

hears a strange sound.The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound

was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man is

disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some

years later, the same man breaks down in front of! the same monastery.

The monks accept him, feed him, and even fix his car. That night, he

hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next

morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, "We can't ! tell you.

You're not a monk." The man says,"All right, all right. I'm *dying* to

know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to become a

monk, how do I become a monk?" The monks reply, "You must travel the

earth and tell us many blades of grass there are and the exact number of

sand pebbles. When you find numbers, you can become a monk. The man sets

about his task.

Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the

monastery. He says, "I have traveled the earth and have found what you

have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and

231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."

The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show

you the way to the sound. "The monks lead the man to wooden door, where

the head monk says,! "The sound is right behind that door." The man

reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May

I have the key?" The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands

the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it,

only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks,

who provide it. Behind that door s *another* door, this one made of

sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,

silver, topaz, amethyst... Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key

to the last door." The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door,

turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of

that strange sound.....

Scroll down..are you ready????

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But we can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk!!!!!!!

I guess I have that coming after that one!

Studlover

[A-1 (imported)]

YeP!

Studlover, you have a lot of BALLS to post that one.

Maybe even a couple too many,,,,

A-1

[Studlover (imported)]

YeP!

Studlover, you have a lot of BALLS to post that one.

Maybe even a couple too many,,,,

A-1

Hmmm. seems there's a growing consensus about what to do with me after telling that joke!

Studlover

[A-1 (imported)]

Yeah,

That "growing" can get a man in trouble...



A-1

[kb57z (imported)]

Hmmm. seems there's a growing consensus about what to do with me after telling that joke!

Studlover

Were you, in fact, posting a 'stealth ad' for a cutter?

[Studlover (imported)]

Were you, in fact, posting a 'stealth ad' for a cutter?

Looks like I am not going to have much choice does it?

[talula]

How do you know that some of us are not monks?