Just in Time for the Winter Holidays

[Studlover (imported)]

Subject: 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and

point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want

fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has

gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual

Favors."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the

prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they

answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical

sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their

party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock

Hard.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,

yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are

going to have to let one of you go."

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....

20. Send this message to someone to make them smile...It's called

therapy...