[You've got to know about Skoal to appreciate this one. For you
non-Texans...the container for this snuff is very large, flat and round,and the cowboy carries it in his back jean pocket.]
Now back to the story:
Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State.
She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que, take in a bona fide rodeo and have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared:
Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it is just incredible!
"And, I went to a real rodeo...Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full grown! bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop then jump off the horses and grab the steers by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"
A Texas Joke
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Re: A Texas Joke
A Texas preacher went to visit a member of the community and invited him
to come to church Sunday morning. It seems that this man was a producer of
fine peach brandy, and told the preacher that he would attend his church IF
the pastor would drink some of his brandy and admit doing so in front of his
congregation. The preacher agreed and drank up. Sunday morning the man
visited the church. The preacher recognized the man from the pulpit and
said: "I see Mr. Johnson is here with us this morning. I want to thank him
publicly for his hospitality this week and especially for the peaches he
gave me and the spirit in which they were given.
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to come to church Sunday morning. It seems that this man was a producer of
fine peach brandy, and told the preacher that he would attend his church IF
the pastor would drink some of his brandy and admit doing so in front of his
congregation. The preacher agreed and drank up. Sunday morning the man
visited the church. The preacher recognized the man from the pulpit and
said: "I see Mr. Johnson is here with us this morning. I want to thank him
publicly for his hospitality this week and especially for the peaches he
gave me and the spirit in which they were given.
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p
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Re: A Texas Joke
A-1 (imported) wrote: Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:53 am ROTFLMAO
Studlover, that is the best joke that I have heard in months. Thanks!
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It's nothing to see a small church in a small town in Texas at a funeral service and then after the service is over, "pop" goes the six packs of Miller Lite. No sooner than the preacher finishes!
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