Republicans Get No Respect...

[Robby (imported)]

A bevy of good Republicans were lined up at the Republican National Convention cafeteria for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. George W. Bush made a note, and posted it on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A corporate representative of Halibuton had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.

[Dave (imported)]

When one of my coworkers announced her retirement, she brought into work one morning two dozen, home-made, four inch square triple layer brownies ... that looked absolutely delicious. Now I can't eat chocolate and I just watched - within 30 minutes all of the brownies dissappeared completely and absolutely. And there weren't even six other people on the floor at the time. Curiously, none of the other six said they ate any of them . . . . think vultures ...t hink ravenous beasts

They looked delicious. Really good brownies, but If I had eaten even one, I'd be dead now - allergic to chocolate and nuts

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Isn't "allergic to nuts" acommom condition around here? FLO

[A-1 (imported)]

Isn't "allergic to nuts" acommom condition around here? FLO

NOT really, most of the nuts around here are "OUT"

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[awen (imported)]

NOT really, most of the nuts around here are "OUT"

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Actually, the allergy is to nuts in the body. Although, we can only take so many of these rehashed atrocities before calling Robby a nutcase.

awen

[Robby (imported)]

Actually, the allergy is to nuts in the body. Although, we can only take so many of these rehashed atrocities before calling Robby a nutcase.

awenActually, I am an empty nutcase. http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E9.gif http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E9.gif

[Riverwind (imported)]

Reminds me of that christmas carol with nat king cole, Rosting nut on a open fire, I forget the rest.

River

[Dave (imported)]

I notice nobody complained about the chocolate chip cookies...

[awen (imported)]

Actually, I am an empty nutcase. http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E9.gif http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E9.gif

So, you are more than a few nuts shy of a full nutcase?

Ah puns, the lowest form of humour.

awen

[A-1 (imported)]

OR, as Mrs. Atkins said when she found out that Chet was screwing a barmaid,

"Chet's NUTS roasting on an open fire..."



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