Bush Tragedy

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. He asked the students to give a definition of a tragedy.

One young girl said, "If my mom ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy." The President smiled and said, "No sweetie, that would be an accident."

A little boy said, "if our bus driver hit a tree and we were all killed, that would be a tragedy." Bush shook his head and said, "No son, that would be a great loss."

A small girl in the back, raised her hand. and said, "If you and Laura were in Air Force One when it was hit by a rocket and it was blown to pieces, most people would see that as a tragedy." Bush said, "exellent, you are correct. How did you come up with that answer."

"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss."

[awen (imported)]

Three words: No Such Agency.

awen

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Awen

"no such agency" ??????????????

I assume you read a different thread.

[awen (imported)]

I mean NSA, the National Security Agency, the Echelon folks who read your email and the SS (ironic isn't that it means both Secret Service and Schutzstaffeln) who pickup anyone who even vaguely dissents to avert another tragedy.

awen

Insert NSA spookwords here

[Riverwind (imported)]

yes, sometimes the post or replies to them make no sense at all.

Yes I did like the joke http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1/E9.gif🙏

River

[awen (imported)]

Yea, I'm not sure what happened, but I do suspect the men in black read the post.

awen

[A-1 (imported)]

Ya never know.

The first time I heard the joke it was not Laura and George Bush but Hillary and Bill Clinton.

IT was just as tasteless then as it is now but I still chuckled a bit both times, but for different reasons.

Mackie, are we bitter?

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[MacTheWolf (imported)]

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LOL - no, not bitter. However, after November, if GeorgeWarMongeringBush is still President - THEN I'll be bitter

Maybe a miracle will happen and Hilliary will become President

Betcha that's your worst nightmare - Muhahahahahahaha

[A-1 (imported)]

Mackie,

Actually, after having been married to that CAD Bill Clinton, Hillary should be submitted to the tolerance award or something.

The son-of-a-bitch does not know how to appreciate a good woman, only a blow job from somebody who hangs out with ugly wenches like Linda Tripp...

Mackie, pehaps you can explain to me why the folks to the Right-of-center tend to NOT like Hillary.

I REALLY do not understand. Is there some problem with her?

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