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Our hero is a yuppie named Kenneth Charles Castlereigh. He wasn't real

fond of his given names, so he asked everybody to call him by his

initials. Now KC was a successful lawyer who liked to indulge in an

occasional bout of conspicuous consumption. One form of this was to

invite all his friends and neighbors to a big party, with a jazz combo,

lots of canapes and other snacks, and of course a fancy main course to top

everything off. He also fancied himself something of a Bar-be-cue chef,

which is how our story comes about.

KC had been watching various shows on The Cooking Channel, and one of the

chefs had remarked that while big shrimp are easier to cook and eat, the

small shrimp are tastier, and the smaller the better. So he decided to

get the smallest shrimp possible. The ultimate, the shrimpiest shrimp in

the ocean.

The morning of the party arrived, and KC had all the arrangements made.

His shrimp arrived at noon; he had used his status as a good customer to

arrange for a Sunday delivery (and tipped well for it). He set the shrimp

to marinate in the sauce he had created. In addition to the usual oil and

vinegar (extra virgin and balsamico of course), it included his own special

herbs and spices, and also pureed strawberries. 3 PM and the guests

started arriving. At 5 PM, the party was in full swing, the caterers were

replacing the snacks as quicly as they were eaten, and the bar was busy.

The 8-piece jazz combo he'd hired for the party was playing hot dixieland

jazz. The coals were hot, and KC put the shrimp on the barbie.

The phone rang a few minutes later. One of his friends answered it, and

came outside to tell KC that it was a client with a problem. Now KC knew

this particular client. She always had "problems" at inconvenient times,

was slow paying her bills, and was a general pain in the ass. He knew that

if he started talking to her, she would take up at least half an hour of

his time. And that the shrimp would inevitably get burned. There was no

way for him to get a replacement shipment at this time of a Sunday

afternoon.

The friend relayed KC's message that he wasn't available, but the client

was insistent that she really needed to talk to KC _right now_. The friend

brought the phone out and tried to get the musicians to stop playing so he

could at least relay the client's requests to KC and maybe get her some

advice. But they weren't about to take orders from anybody but the man who

hired them.

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

OK, you asked for it.

That was when the friend realized that KC would ne'er leave the grill

with the strawberry krill, and the band played on.🐱🛍️ 🐈 :kittygray :shakemitk :shakemitk :shakemitk :shakemitk :shakemitk :shakemitk :shakemitk :shakemitk :shakemitk :shakemitk :shakemitk :shakemitk :shakemitk :catclock:
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Post by Dave (imported) »

would ne'er leave the girl

with the strawberry curl,

and the band played on.

ARGHH!!! now that is truly, truly an obscure pun! Good Job!

Music by Charles B. Ward, lyrics by John E. Palmer

http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/lyrics/strawberry.htm
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