Have you ever thought about these?

[Studlover (imported)]

Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use, the bubbles

are always white?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

Why do people continually return to the refrigerator with the hope that

something new to eat will have materialized?

On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How

many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff

in that slot?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum

cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to

give their vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your

clothes would they eventually just disappear?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash

pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

Boy, ain't that true?!