Eunuch Olympic Events

[SplitDik (imported)]

There's men's and women's events, but what about Eunuchs? What type of sports would they be good at?

I suggest "coxless pairs" rowing might be appropriate, and "100m breast stroke" for our transgender members ... any other suggestions?

[Dave (imported)]

two very obvious ones:

Javelin throw away

double shot put (alternatively named the double ball throw)

[numnuts (imported)]

What about the pole vault?