Gay Toddlers (I think this site is a parody) How to prevent your baby from being Gay

[Studlover (imported)]

Although there are some fundamentalists who believe in what the following site preaches, I wonder if somehow this is not a spoof.

I am posting it here because I do consider levity in that I feel this is a major satire on Christian Fundamentalism.

See what you think. It is rather stunning if not alarming.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0704 ... ntion.html

[takethemplease (imported)]

Landover Baptist is a great parody site. Most fun is reading the guest book for all the suckers that believe it is real

[Studlover (imported)]

Landover Baptist is a great parody site. Most fun is reading the guest book for all the suckers that believe it is real

It had me believing it until I read the terms of agreement! There were other clues in it, such as "Mrs. O'Christian" and the fact there is NO address for the site, plus the "Platinum Tithers."

[jane_says (imported)]

Oh, I love that one. It's almost as good as TheOnion.com. I love the preacher's big fat wife - can't remember her name, but she has some outrageously funny columns.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Yep, there always good for a laugh, but what is not funny is that some people believe them.

RW

[Riverwind (imported)]

I remember that guy, he has a church with like 230 members who are all realted to him. That has got to tell you something.

The guy needs to get laid but he probability thinks sex is only for making babys in which case he has only done it 4 times.

Oh I could go on but

River, the heretic, the Tattoo'ed Eunuch http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1 ... ea1/E9.gif

[JesusA (imported)]

Everyone here should explore the Landover Baptist web site. Some time back there was a thread about Matthew 19:12 and the importance of taking it literally. There were still jars of unclaimed testicles lying around the church waiting for parishoners to claim them. Don't miss the sales area for just the T-shirt or button that you need to proclaim your "faith"!