As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No, thanks, my wife Teresa will smell that and think I've been to a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, Laura doesn't know what a whorehouse smells like."
Oh HELL, JUST SHOVE IT!!!!
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