...At the Urologist's Office...

[A-1 (imported)]

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

"NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID YOURS...

A-1

[Arab Nights (imported)]

That guy came in right after the young guy came in for a vasectomy. Anyway, the young guy got his operation scheduled and checked in and spent the night before in the hospital. In the early morning hours the sexy head nurse came in and gave him a bj. As she finished and was cleaning up, he said, "Man, that was great. How did that happen?" She said, "Doctors orders. He likes the pipes to be cleaned out before he operates." So she loads him up and wheels him out and down the hall. The hall is lined with guys on gurnies whacking off. He asks, "Hey, what's the difference between these guys and me." The nurse says, "You have Blue Cross, they have a HMO."