Last Child Support Check

[Riverwind (imported)]

Last Child Support Check

Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......I'm so glad that this is my

last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those

payments!

I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got

there,

I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to

your

mama's house; you tell her that this is the last check she's ever going

to

get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the

expression

she had on her face."

So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to

hear

what the witch had to say and what she looked like.

As my baby girl walked though the door, I said, "Well now ... what

did

she have to say?"

"She told me to tell you that you ain't my daddy."

[Robby (imported)]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

[radar (imported)]

The really scary part of that is how often that's true. Did yiou know that fully 30% of all DNA tests for paternity come back with a negative match? That's an awful lot of paternity fraud, and many states still require a man to pay support for chioldren conceived during a marriage, regardless of the test results.