Lion Tamer

[Studlover (imported)]

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is

a good looking older man in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous

blonde

in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one

ferocious lion. He killed my last tamer so you guys better be good or

you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try

out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the

gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and

pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat

revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts

licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, licks

and kisses her privates for several minutes and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is wide open. He says, "I've never seen a display

like that in my life."

He then turns to the older man and asks, "Can you top that?"

The older man replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."