Two Cars Were Waiting at a Stoplight

[Studlover (imported)]

: Two cars were waiting at a stoplight.

Two cars were waiting at a stoplight.

The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it.

A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass

around them. The woman begins pounding on her

steering wheel and yelling at the man to move. The man

doesn't move.

The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and

raving at the man, pounding on her steering wheel and

dash. The light turns yellow and the woman begins to

blow the car horn, flips him off. She rolls down her window

and screams profanity and curses at the man.

The man looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates

through the intersection just as the light turns red.

The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as

she misses her chance to get through the intersection.

As she is still in mid-rant she hears a tap on her door post.

She looks around into the barrel of a gun held by a very

serious-looking policeman.

The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping

both hands in sight. She complies, speechless at what is

happening.

After she shuts off the engine, the policeman orders her

to exit her car with her hands up. She gets out of the car,

and he orders her to turn and place her hands on her car.

She turns, places her hands on the car roof and quickly is

cuffed and hustled into the patrol car.

She is too bewildered by the chain of events to ask any

questions and is driven to the police station where she is

fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and

placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell

and opens the door for her. She is escorted back to the

booking desk where the original officer is waiting with her

personal effects.

He hands her the bag containing her things, and says,

"I'm really sorry for this mistake. But you see, I pulled up

behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping

the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.

Then I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate holder,

the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker,

the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and

the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.

So, naturally . . . . . . .

I assumed you had stolen the car.