this joke is so corny and SO contrived!!!

[Dave (imported)]

Subject: Wanted Man a Desperado

Israeli police are looking for a man name Joseph, wanted for looting in the port city of Haifa.

The suspect is described as the son of an ex-nun from Barcelona and a German father.

He was a former flutist and worked occasionally as a farmer.

In short,

he was a Haifa-lootin, flutin Teuton, son of a nun from Barcelona, part time plowboy Joe.

Gee! A guy could get stoned for a joke like that!

[Bagoas (imported)]

I Love It !

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Are you sure you didn't mean to say "A guy would have to be stoned to tell a joke like this" ? --FLO--

[Andrew (imported)]

Well done!

[Blaise (imported)]

For once, I am proud to lack a sense of humor.

[augman7518 (imported)]

The only thing I do not like about it is it is too long and hard to remember.I never could retell it augman

[A-1 (imported)]

Subject: Wanted Man a Desperado

Israeli police are looking for a man name Joseph, wanted for looting in the port city of Haifa.

The suspect is described as the son of an ex-nun from Barcelona and a German father.

He was a former flutist and worked occasionally as a farmer.

In short,

he was a Haifa-lootin, flutin Teuton, son of a nun from Barcelona, part time plowboy Joe.

Gee! A guy could get stoned for a joke like that!

Dave, are you O.K.?

I think that a guy would have to BE STONED to TELL a joke like that...

[JesusA (imported)]

I think that a guy would have to BE STONED to TELL a joke like that...

He might well be stoned after telling a joke like that.

I'll forward it on to Andrew.....