Imagine Arriving at EC!

[Sac_mec (imported)]

I've often thought that Eunuch Central sounds like a real location. Imagine catching the train to Eunuch Central, maybe preceding station Sac_mec Falls.

I have had fun thinking of all my fellow passengers, the dress code, the name of some of the other stations. I can think of several members names I'd enjoy seeing on the way to Eunuch Central but without writing to them in advance and getting clearance I've just suggested my own.

If you could catch the train service to Eunuch Central which I suggest has

destination places in North America, Europe, Australasia and Asia, would you like your nick/id as a place en route and would you add another word such as Falls, Halt? Maybe some centralised Health system would own the line and all of

these Eunuch Central Junction stations would lead to a state of the Art

Hospital? Maybe the train would have inspection/advice rooms in addition to

the Restaurant Car.

I think it could be good fun reading your thoughts about this train service to

Eunuch Central. One question, for example, would it be a high speed TGV/TALGO

type train or would it stop at every little station? How regularly would it run?

I think I can guess the Universal Currency needed in payment for the return trip, can't you? It would be fun to see other contributions on this theme!

[SplitDik (imported)]

Okay, I'm in. Here's my stop on the Great Eunuch Railway line:

"SplitDik Canyon is a town of 69 fulltime inhabitants nestled in the mountains of British Columbia. Scenic beauty combined with many opportunities for outdoor activities makes it the perfect retreat for cityfolk wanting to experience a eunuch calm. Every year during its reknowned Beaver Festival, SplitDik Canyon celebrates the founding of the township in 1889 by SplitDik Joe -- a fiery-tempered beaver trapper who gained his nickname while subduing one of his catch. We hope you'll make your next vacation plans to include a stay with us in the heart of Beaver Country -- SplitDik Canyon."

[Andrew (imported)]

I use the screen name of Andrew, but the Spanish version would be "Andreas". If I could be some sort of honorary saint, I would be San Andreas. My station would be, of course, the San Andreas fault, which, as some of you know, is the Roman Catholic doctrine that if California falls off into the ocean as the result of a super earthquake, Saint Andrew of Scotland will be held at fault. :catclock:

[Riverwind (imported)]

I think there are places in northern Wy, not many people there and lots of wilderness, but then again sometimes the best place to hide is in a big city right out in the open. The twin cities come to mind. hmmmmmmm

Riverwind

[sag111 (imported)]

Well it could stop here in looney Loomis i juess but since i worked on the railroad thay would probley have me working on the train and thair goes all my calm blown rite down the tracks.So i guess we better keep it out of Loomis.

[Dave (imported)]

I've often thought that Eunuch Central sounds like a real location. Imagine catching the train to Eunuch Central, maybe preceding station Sac_mec Falls.

You can go to Keisterville PA

or BlueBalls PA

or Intercourse PA

or Lover PA

These are all real places.

[Dave (imported)]

My station would be, of course, the San Andreas fault

Now that's a dirty crack!

Dave

[Sac_mec (imported)]

I forgot to list South America also in my list on continents needing Eunuch Central trains. Antarctica and the Arctic are already cold enough to freeze

your balls off!

Incidentally I think another carriage should be a barbers equipped to trim, cut, shave and do most things Eastern European Barbers do also and all the urinals would be removed and replaced by sit down toilets and bidets - neat idea?

There are some very beautiful rail terminuses, which would you like to be your local Eunuch Central?

[sag111 (imported)]

Well i guess you could take the train to Rough And Ready CAL its down the mountain from Timbukto i hear thay castrate a lot of sheep thair and thay could probley help you out also.For a price that is.baaaaa

[Sac_mec (imported)]

There must be dozens of British rail stations with a suitable name to be on the

Eunuch Central Line. The most local to me that I can think of is in Cambridgeshire, it's a very small village which has the memorable name of

"Six Mile Bottom" - it really exists. There must be a whole host of station names with the name "Cutting" as the second name.

Come on readers in South Africa, Oz and NZ, Europe - you must all have ideal

station names to be on the way to Eunuch Central. If I were to really stretch

a point and your imagination, "Maastricht" might figure as one stop, but you

may need to think hard about that one - a stopping station for Masters maybe!

(groans!)