Frying and Eating My Penis

[selfie319 (imported)]

I've been posting here recently. Figured I would share my whole story.

One night after heading to the movies, something came over me, so I grabbed my .38 special revolver. I headed to the bathroom and placed down a cement brick (it's use to be revealed soon), right in the center of the shower near the drain. After throwing on some music and frantically pacing around the room it happened. I hovered over the cement brick, took aim and WHAM.

I took the first shot at the right side of the base.

A small fleshy bullet hole sized chunk was missing. After freaking out I quickly took 3 more shots creating a seamless line through my penis. The left side of the base was hanging on by a thread so I grabbed my switchblade near by and sliced through it like butter, finishing the job.

There I was. Standing there with my previously attached penis in my hands as the cement brick caught the bullets from destroying the shower floor, while the drain collected the gushing blood. Damn did it hurt. The bullets, as I went right to left strafed my left testicle destroying it in the process.

I quickly ran over to the gas stove, switched it on and oiled up a frying pan. I had to hold a gauze to contain the blood as it spilled over everything. The frying pan was heated so I threw my penis on it to simmer for a bit. Once it was fried, I tried to eat it, but it didn't work, it was still too chewy. I grabbed a fork and knife and cut it in half. I swallowed the first part, then the second part whole without chewing (soft I wasn't that big).

After consuming it, I laid down and listened to music for about 5 minutes before freaking out and calling the police who promptly came into my place and carted me away on a stretcher. After having my urethra reconstructed (it points straight out like my penis would have) and being in the hospital for 5 days I had to spend 30 days in a psychiatric facility taking medications and being treated.

I live at home now with parents and was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

That's my story, thanks for reading.

PS I could share a current picture if there's any interest before I have my right testicle removed Monday.

http://i63.tinypic.com/15x7r07.jpg

[nvrgag44 (imported)]

HHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM? Reminds me of the old cowboy fliks. They fire point blank at the lock on the strongbox thrown from the stagecoach or shoot out the door locks of hotel rooms, banks and jail cells but miraculously no ricocheting bits and pieces ever fly back at them. Cement brick or no cement brick, I'd like to see a documented pic of that bathtub after 4 .38 Special rounds went bouncing around the room. Then we can discuss the rest of the story.

[selfie319 (imported)]

HHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM? Reminds me of the old cowboy fliks. They fire point blank at the lock on the strongbox thrown from the stagecoach or shoot out the door locks of hotel rooms, banks and jail cells but miraculously no ricocheting bits and pieces ever fly back at them. Cement brick or no cement brick, I'd like to see a documented pic of that bathtub after 4 .38 Special rounds went bouncing around the room. Then we can discuss the rest of the story.

Miraculously nothing flew back at me. The blown out chunks were very clean, it just sort of knew it was being detached.

[nvrgag44 (imported)]

Yeah, they have a knack for knowing those things. Whatever you say......

[selfie319 (imported)]

Yeah, they have a knack for knowing those things. Whatever you say......

It was but a joke, of course it didn't know, but the flesh did respond quite well. I posted the picture of myself by the way.

[SplitDik (imported)]

It is kinda hard to believe your story. On the one hand, I totally believe that someone could get to the point where they blow their genitals off purposefully. I personally used to go onto chat roulette and show off while I masturbated with a loaded .45 and girls would be saying "do it! shoot it off". So I understand getting to that weird psychological state where you might just do it.

However, as mentioned, shooting off four fairly high-caliber rounds in a shower doesn't seem very realistic to me. First of all the noise would be incredible. Secondly, as nvrgag mentions the potential for riccochet and also pieces of concrete to go flying is really high. Just seems that even in that mental state where you don't care and are going through with destroying your genitals that it would be impractical to shoot yourself four times in a shower.

But I don't want to discourage you, just you need to understand that people come here all the time with elaborate fantasies claiming them to be real. So don't take it personally. And please keep posting -- if you are seriously doing this I want to make sure you stay safe!

[selfie319 (imported)]

It is kinda hard to believe your story. On the one hand, I totally believe that someone could get to the point where they blow their genitals off purposefully. I personally used to go onto chat roulette and show off while I masturbated with a loaded .45 and girls would be saying "do it! shoot it off". So I understand getting to that weird psychological state where you might just do it.

However, as mentioned, shooting off four fairly high-caliber rounds in a shower doesn't seem very realistic to me. First of all the noise would be incredible. Secondly, as nvrgag mentions the potential for riccochet and also pieces of concrete to go flying is really high. Just seems that even in that mental state where you don't care and are going through with destroying your genitals that it would be impractical to shoot yourself four times in a shower.

But I don't want to discourage you, just you need to understand that people come here all the time with elaborate fantasies claiming them to be real. So don't take it personally. And please keep posting -- if you are seriously doing this I want to make sure you stay safe!

After understanding what I did it's absolutely retarded. But like I said something came over me. I don't live there anymore, I live with my family now.

I don't know how else to prove this. The sound was incredible. My ears were ringing and I put the block there so I didn't destroy the shower. Not once did I think of ricochet, this is the first time I heard of the possibility making me feel even more retarded.

I am staying safe now and having a surgeon remove the remaining testicle, ill post the post-op pic here too. Thanks.