Don't Happy Birthday Riverwind !

[OneBallBoi (imported)]

Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas, all into one. Hope you have the very best of holidays.

[kristoff]

Happy birthday River

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

HOORAY, River is 69 years old like me - woohoo

[fhunter]

Happy Birthday Riverwind.

With best wishes from this side of the pond

[Arab Nights (imported)]

HOORAY, River is 69 years old like me - woohoo

I am convinced that one of you two measures in dog years.

[moi621 (imported)]

Where's River?

Hasn't Anyone Else Noticed,

River ain't here!

He has been absent, AWOL these last days.

We should accept the rumors, methinks.

Regardless - Happiest X-Mas Day to One and All

May the force bless us this next annum.

I do not claim River would wish it like that.

Moi

Rumor Central

We clear rumors before they start

[moi621 (imported)]

River is still missing

We can only assume the worst

Moi

[Dave (imported)]

Inform the RCMP, specifically Captain Sphincter of the Smegma patrol.

I hear that he is good at sniffing out missing persons.

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

River is only missing because Moi is looking for him.

[moi621 (imported)]

River is only missing because Moi is looking for him.

Or we can assume the worst.