Pun to be shot for

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

[C&TL2745 (imported)]

"Do we need reservations at this restaurant?"

"No, but most people do have reservations about eating here."

[devi (imported)]

--Reminds me of an episode of Dr Who. "You have so many kinds of succulent meats here. So do you also serve people here too?" Or something like that. That conversation went on for a long time.

[transward (imported)]

--Reminds me of an episode of Dr Who. "You have so many kinds of succulent meats here. So do you also serve people here too?" Or something like that. That conversation went on for a long time.

Suspect that was a reference to Damon Knight's short story, "To Serve Man',' and the subsequent TV version on Twilight Zone. (http://www.cbs.com/shows/the_twilight_z ... -serve-man)

Transward

[Paolo]

"Soylent Green is PEOPLE!"

[A-1 (imported)]

Sign on the Delta's "cake float" on Animal House.... EAT ME!