The First Time

[bobover3 (imported)]

A girl asked her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have dinner with her parents.

Since this was such a big event, the girl told her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to make love for the first time.

The boy was ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he went to the pharmacy to get some condoms. He told the pharmacist it was his first time. The pharmacist explained to the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

The pharmacist asked the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy - a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insisted on the family pack because he thought he would be busy, it being his first time.

That night, the boy showed up at the girl's parents' house and met his girlfriend at the door.

"Oh, I'm so eager for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy went inside and was brought to the dinner table, where the girl's parents were seated.

The boy quickly offered to say grace and bowed his head.

A minute passed, and the boy was still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes passed, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, his girlfriend leaned over and whispered to the boy, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy whispered back,

"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."