Dark in Here...

[Cainanite (imported)]

A woman takes her lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her nine year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them together and hides in his mother's closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home early. She hides her lover in the closet, not realizing that her little boy is already in there.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My Dad is outside."

Man: "Fine. How much?"

Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks it happens that the boy and the lover are in the closet together again.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering last time asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Sold."

A few days later the Dad says to the boy, "Let's go outside and have a game of catch. Go get your ball and glove."

"I can't," the boy admits. "I sold them."

The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

"$1000."

"That's far too much money," the Dad admonishes the boy. "You shouldn't take advantage of your friends like that. Those things don't cost anywhere near that much. I'm taking you to church, to confession."

They go to church and the Dad makes the boy sit in the confessional booth, and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

"Now don't start that shit again," warns the priest. "We're in MY closet now."

[Riverwind (imported)]

Thank you, never saw it coming.

River

[Paolo]

Love it!

Although in this day and age, I doubt the priest would be after the mom...

[Dave (imported)]

Ambush humor! very funny.