If your sex life were a video game or movie.

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If your sex life were a video game or movie.

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Here is a fun little game you can play.

Describe your sex life with the title of a video game or movie. Here are a few I came up with.

Video Game:

Worms: Reloaded

Mass Effect

Dead or Alive

Super Smash Brothers

Need for Speed

Animal Crossing

Doom

Pokemon Black

Bioshock

Brutal Legend

Fable

Left 4 Dead

Far Cry

Alone in the Dark

Movies:

The Professional

The Dark Knight Rises

The Firm

Lord of the Rings

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

Ice Age

Ice Age: Continental Drift

Doctor No

The Punisher

Journey to the Center of the Earth

Hancock

Day of the Dead

Gone in 60 Seconds

Fantastic 4

Drunken Master

Daredevil

Canadian Bacon (My favorite)

As Good as it Gets

'Bullitt'

Enter the Dragon

How about you? Got a Video Game or Movie title that describes your sex life?

As for me, there is only one title that sums up mine, "Misery" 😄
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Considering my skill at seduction, the movie would have to be "The Jerk.". The video game, "Alone in the Dark," of course.

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Right now, since my hubby's penis is out of commission and he's been taking care of me with his hands, I guess "Goldfinger" seems to fit. :D Or maybe "Cool Hand Luke"?

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What a creative post! Thanks Cainanite. Mine would be The Best Years Of Our Lives.
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If we're just going by the title, mine would be "Girl, Interrupted." (In more ways than one.)
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Just the title to describe your sex life. It doesn't matter what the movie is about.

I just thought of another good one for myself, "The Abyss". You can interpret that one in more than one way. Some interpretations my be more cringe inducing than others.
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If we're talking about my current sex life, I'd have to go with "Night of the Living Dead."
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Well, my, as of recently, would be "Big Nothing" or something like that... :-)
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As Good As It Gets

consider that sarcasm, too

Maybe -- Halloween
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My Left Hand.

I just looked on IMDb and there is a documentary by that name.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1046185/
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