Dave falls on his knees and prays this movie never sees the light of day

[BossTamsin (imported)]

It is most likely going to be a shitty movie but one that I GOTTA SEE, I had to watch that trailer 2 times because I was laughing so hard, Dave thank you so much, OK see if you can blow out the candles on that cake before the blind kid does. This is one of those movies that is going to try to insult everybody it can, I love it.

It will rank right there with some of the best from Monty Python and the Val Kilmer movie "Top Secret" a true classic.

River

No no no. Absolutely not. Come now, why not go out to watch a movie that genuinely looks like it's gonna be a lot of fun, without resorting to 'Jackass'-style humour? Let's all go out and support.....

Seven Psychopaths. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsHR77oQKEY)

[Dave (imported)]

I've seen the trailer for SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS and that's going to be one violent and crazy movie.

It's on my list to see.

[Riverwind (imported)]

I think its time to pull out my copy of 'Top Secret' its one of the all time best site gag movies.

River

[gareth19 (imported)]

It's the first trailer that I ever had to supply an age to see.

It says it's adult but from what I saw, it's awful..

please don't release this movie. please ee eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/58811

It's not fair to judge a movie by the trailers. They only include the best scenes.

[Dave (imported)]

It's not fair to judge a movie by the trailers. They only include the best scenes.

Now that deserves kudos and attaboys since the system won't let me give you reputation points...

[A-1 (imported)]

Dave,

Do you think that they'd let ME shit on the blonde girl?

I believe that the movie is so bad that they might not notice...

They could call it a.... "(s)HIT AND RUN"

[Dave (imported)]

Damned if I know if anyone would notice.



That's one act that will never happen in my presence.

Diapers on babies are one thing...

Adults playing like that, never... :-\

[Wolf-Pup (imported)]

I don't recall a diaper being mentioned...

[Dave (imported)]

I don't recall a diaper being mentioned...

The trailer opens with a couple discussing coprophilia which is not a practice I ever want in my presence...

I didn't want to say "shit" and have it pop up on the opening page of the Forum in that right hand column.

[Cainanite (imported)]

I think this movie is the Actor's version of the joke, "The Aristocrats".

Comedians use the joke to see each other's reactions, and to test their delivery, and see how long they can string the listener along. It is not actually supposed to be funny.

I think these actors and filmmakers are trying something similar. It is not supposed to be funny. It is about testing your endurance to the truly awful. Don't expect one actual joke in the entire move. NOT ONE.

Scary Movie and the various "Movie" sequels (Scarry Movie 2, 3, Dance Movie, Superhero Movie, Meet the Spartans, and others) are not meant to be funny. The funny part of the movie is watching other people react to the movie. The movie itself is completely worthless. Completely. They are nothing more than the "Two Girls, One Cup" video that made its way around the internet. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT! Trust me.) People videoed their friends watching it, and that was the funny part.

These things are cheap, easy to make, require no script, and barely a weekend to shoot. Your average dish-soap commercial has more script, better acting, and a larger budget. This type of movie is not my thing.

This atrocity will probably make $100 Million on its opening weekend, and will spawn eleven sequels. I weep for the world.