Lifesaver candies. What are the flavors?

[Cainanite (imported)]

A teacher handed out Lifesaver candies to all of her kindergarten students and asked them to identify the flavors.

One by one the children put names to the colors.

Red = Cherry

Yellow = Lemon

Green = Lime

Orange = Orange

Then the teacher gave all the children Honey Lifesavers and asked them if they could guess what that flavor was.

None of the children could identify the taste.

"I'll give you all a hint," she told them. "It is a name your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, and immediately spit out the candy. "Oh my God! They're 'Assholes'!"

The teacher had to leave the room.

[Paolo]

Haven't heard this one in a long time, but it's still a good one!