the 2012 Bulwar Lytton award -

[Dave (imported)]

The “clunk” of the guillotine blade’s release reminded Marie Antoinette, quite briefly, of the sound of the wooden leg of her favorite manservant as he not-quite-silently crossed the polished floors of Versailles to bring her another tray of petit fours. — Leslie Craven, Hataitai, New Zealand

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/2012win.html

Chain-smoking as he stood in the amber glow of the street lamp, he gazed up at the brownstone wherein resided Bunny Morgan, and thought how like a bunny Bunny was, though he had read somewhere that rabbits were coprophages, which meant that they ate their own feces, which was really disgusting now that he thought about it, and nothing like Bunny, at least he hoped not, so on second thought Bunny wasn’t like a bunny after all, but she still was pretty hot. — Emma DeZordi, Dollard-des-Ormeaux, Quebec

[janekane (imported)]

Dave:

Thanks.

Will I ever write anything ever again?

Or, is this the las

[Dave (imported)]

There is a warning on their home page that

"It Was a Stark and Dormy Night" was not to be used because everyone seems to think.

The "Vile Pun" awards are great.

[Dave (imported)]

Professor Lemieux had anticipated that his latest paper would be received with skepticism within the small, fractious circle of professional cosmologists, few of whom were prepared to accept his hypothesis that our universe had been created in a marijuana-induced industrial accident by insectoid aliens; nevertheless, he was stung when Hawking airily dismissed it as the Bug Bong Theory.

---Alan Follett, Hercules, CA (Vile Puns: Dishonorable Mention)

GROAN, GROAN, GROAN ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !