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[janekane (imported)]

What is the proper lubricant for a blow-up sheep doll? Something that will not harm the necessary plasticizers?

At the MoM, I did mention optimizing the air pressure in the doll for optimum simulation.

Me bad.

Me sorry.

Oh, yeah!

[Cainanite (imported)]

What is the proper lubricant for a blow-up sheep doll? Something that will not harm the necessary plasticizers?

At the MoM, I did mention optimizing the air pressure in the doll for optimum simulation.

Me bad.

Me sorry.

Oh, yeah!

Dang-it janekane. I'd almost managed to put that little mental picture OUT of my head, and you come along and shove it right back in there.

Gee...

Why won't the mental picture die?

[janekane (imported)]

Notice my deliberate use of "simulation" and not "stimulation"?

Why won't the mental picture die?

Reproduction...

[kristoff]

Dang-it janekane. I'd almost managed to put that little mental picture OUT of my head, and you come along and shove it right back in there.

Gee...

Why won't the mental picture die?

Do we have a strange little attraction...? Church lady wants to know!

[Cainanite (imported)]

That someone took the time to make an inflatable sheep/sex doll was bad enough. When janekane decided to muse about the necessity of adjusting the internal air pressure for purposes of improved simultaion, my fragile little mind broke.

I can never un-hear those words. Those thoughts are now with me for the rest of my life.

While I was conveniently trying to ignore the inflatable sheep in the room, janekane, the ever vigilant biological-engineer, was considering the mechanics and usefulness of such an object to achieve a maximum outcome.

I never wanted to consider that people might use a blow-up sheep doll, let alone stopped to consider that there would be a certain set of mechanical conditions to which such an object could be adjusted.

Those thoughts are in my head now. They will never not be there. A part of my innocence died.

It was one of the funniest moments of the MoM.

I don't know how many shades of scarlet I turned, but I'm now sure that janekane has a color wheel to tell me the exact color, and hue. He's a biological engineer, and bloody good at his job. I'm sure if there isn't already an answer, janekane is considering the problem.

[kristoff]

That someone took the time to make an inflatable sheep/sex doll was bad enough. When janekane decided to muse about the necessity of adjusting the internal air pressure for purposes of improved simultaion, my fragile little mind broke.

I can never un-hear those words. Those thoughts are now with me for the rest of my life.

While I was conveniently trying to ignore the inflatable sheep in the room, janekane, the ever vigilant biological-engineer, was considering the mechanics and usefulness of such an object to achieve a maximum outcome.

I never wanted to consider that people might use a blow-up sheep doll, let alone stopped to consider that there would be a certain set of mechanical conditions to which such an object could be adjusted.

Those thoughts are in my head now. They will never not be there. A part of my innocence died.

It was one of the funniest moments of the MoM.

I don't know how many shades of scarlet I turned, but I'm now sure that janekane has a color wheel to tell me the exact color, and hue. He's a biological engineer, and bloody good at his job. I'm sure if there isn't already an answer, janekane is considering the problem.

Sometimes, I am glad a don't always hear Jane Kane's comments. I'd either be dumfounded or ROTFLMFAO.

[Dave (imported)]

Fill them up with helium, tie ribbons on the end and sell them at the mall.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Cainanite, never mind the doll or the sheep it will be OK, let your mind wonder and relax then think Guido.

River

[Paolo]

The sheep balloon from the MOM went home in the MN Twins baseball carry on bag I bought, and given to my Godson3. He's 14. I told his mother it was a blow up pool toy. She wanted to know why it was a "naughty sheep" and the website printed on it. I acted shocked...I wonder if he's blown it up yet? I didn't feel good today and didn't make it over to see.

[Riverwind (imported)]

OH my, I now am like Cainanite with visions I can't get out of my head, (giggle, snicker).

River