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Tropical Storm Debby formed Saturday afternoon in the central Gulf of Mexico, but its destination remained somewhat uncertain.

The National Hurricane Center’s official forecast track had the storm, packing 50 mph winds, drifting north until veering west toward Texas sometime Monday. But some models steered east toward the Florida coast north of Tampa.

If it goes towards Texas, I am looking forward to the headline, "Debby Does Dallas."

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With an alternative course, Debbie Diddles Daytona, but if it keeps on the Texas course, the remnants can Piddle on Pahrump.

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Where is Linda Lovelace when you need her?

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She cannot talk at the moment.

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She cannot talk at the moment.

As a gentleman once said of a lady so engaged,

"Like Demosthenes, she is most eloquent with her mouth full."

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, but if it keeps on the Texas course, the remnants can Piddle on Pahrump.

Thus devastating one of the towns major industries. http://living-las-vegas.com/2005/02/ove ... n-pahrump/

Over the Hump to the Brothels in Pahrump

by Megan Edwards

Prostitution is illegal in Clark County, even though billboards offering “Full Service Ladies Direct to Your Room” suggest otherwise. Those are personal dancers, understand? They come to your hotel room and dance for you. That’s it. Well, okay. You can take them to the movies or out to dinner, but if you thought those billboards were advertising more than a little innocent social interaction, well, you’re just wrong! There’s no prostitution in Las Vegas. Everybody knows that for that sort of thing, you have to go to Pahrump!

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By the time you see that billboard, you’ve already gone past the turnoff for Pahrump’s two naughtiest attractions, the Chicken Ranch and Sheri’s Ranch. The easiest route is this: take Highway 160 from Las Vegas “over the hump” to Pahrump. Then look for Manse Road. Turn left and go to the second stop sign. Turn left on Homestead. Go to the end. Both brothels are on the left side of the road just before it disappears into howling desert.

I doubt that I will ever be a patron of either of these establishments, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t found them interesting. Nevada is the only U.S. state that has legal brothels, after all, which in my opinion makes them worth at least a drive-by. Imagine my delight when I pulled up in front of Sheri’s Ranch and found a neatly painted sign pounded into the gravel reading “Please Come In for a Free Tour. Ladies Welcome!” It was midmorning on a weekday, and there were only a couple of other cars in the lot. Why not? I asked myself, and I headed toward the front door. ........

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