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[transward (imported)]

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A few sanples: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)

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Cheaper than a vasectomy

29 April 2012 By Bald eagle

Being strapped for cash, using this product has removed the grave and perpetual risk that I will inadvertently impregnate my other half should there ever be a malfunction in our contraceptive practice (all achieved without the risks of surgery or general anaesthetic).

I should point out, however, that this state of impotence resulted from me choosing to remove my own scrotum with a set of nail scissors, rather than suffer the agonising pain of it slowly dissolving before my eyes.

On the plus side, I now no longer have to shave my chest, and can sing in the female section of choirs.

23 out of 24 found this helpful

Vern Troyer in my pants

25 April 2012 By Mr O Warwick Hunt

PRO'S

You Clacker Bag will feel as smooth as Vern Troyers head.

Wearing your wife's knickers will feel amazing.

The swelling lasts longer than the pain.

CONS

On application, YOU WILL CRY.

When the pain has gone and you're admiring your swollen balls, YOU WILL REMEMBER THE PAIN. (and probably cry).

36 out of 38 found this helpful

Don't Be Macho!!!

24 April 2012 By Martin

I was recommended this product as the perfect solution to irritating clotting in the darker recesses of the body, but should have paid attention to the omens.

At first I noted that customers who bought this product also bought local anaesthetics and Jumbo tubs of E45 cream, but I figured this wasn't related.

In eager anticipation of delivery I read through some of the reviews, but figuring that they must have been written by ponces, I was even more eager to face the challenge and prove my manhood

It finally arrived....

A mere 15 minutes later I had defrosted 5 bags of varied frozen vegetables, bounced off every inch of wall in the bathroom and woken a baby sleeping 10 doors away.

A week has passed and I am now able to go to the toilet without the use of a frozen bandage, but I fear I am left to live with Purple Ronnie in my pants, and the fact that Amazon is now recommending Whips and other strange paraphernalia.

Goes on for pages. Some is pretty funny.

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[fhunter]

Trying to breathe deeper, and not to laugh (it is 2am here, and the neighbors would not be pleased....).

Ok, just HOW have you found it?

PS. I had an encounter with hair removal cream, and... well, wax is much more comfortable. That is all I have to say (to protect the innocent and impressionable).

[Cainanite (imported)]

Oh my. Those comments could keep me busy for days. I am laughing so hard, there are tears in my eyes.

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I am still laughing so hard that I could not finish reading the comments. I will come back for more later. A treasure of the English language. --FLO--

[Cainanite (imported)]

My favorite one included the comment;

"It would be nice if the makers of Veet for Men would print the instructions with slightly larger text. It would make it easier to read whilst crying."

[Dave (imported)]

I needed that. I needed a good laugh today...

[Riverwind (imported)]

Thank you so much. this will keep me laughing all night.

River