Dear, the neighbors are being rude again

[Dave (imported)]

BEVERAGE ALERT: put it down, swallow anything in your mouth... I nearly choked to death while watching this.

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/20 ... ghbor.html

These are the neighbors from hell and beyond. I don't really want to know what beyond is because, I'd just rather not...

[Dave (imported)]

When I was twelve years old we had a neighbor woman who was as huge as this woman and did the same sort of temper tantrums. She thought the neighborhood was staring at her and making snide remarks. It's one of my clearest memory of living in that neighborhood. She once picked up her husband and threatened to thrown him off a second story porch. One of the most ignorant, foul-mouthed persons I ever met.

[Riverwind (imported)]

That takes fat and stupid to a new level.

River

[Losethem (imported)]

Rude neighbors are everywhere.

I lived on the 2nd floor of a 3-floor apartment complex. My upstairs neighbor liked to clean her apartment at 3AM. She would run the vacuum cleaner overhead while I was trying to sleep. She never could figure out why I was so upset about her cleaning her home at that early hour. Then she got ugly, posting nastygrams on my door and car.

One morning after she spent 2-hours overnight cleaning her apartment I decided to get back at her. I put my stereo speakers up against her floor, cranked the volume up, and put every gay icon song I could on a loop and then walked out the door to go to work. The ran for four hours from the time I left for work until I returned at lunch time to turn it off.

She got the hint and finally figured out the reason I was so upset is that she was making noise while I was trying to sleep. When I made noise when she was trying to sleep it finally sank in.

I never had a vacuum cleaner running over my head the rest of the time I lived there.

--LT

[Dave (imported)]

Maybe we ought to send them to the WW2 Tritium base where the Nazi's are going to raid us from in that movie they are talking about "Iron Sky"...Now that would be a real wonder for that troop of bad guys isolate all those years with limited women to see...