Jesus Ween

[A-1 (imported)]

I know,

Saw the FUNNY video on Jimmy Fallon tonight. It is not on you tube yet. You will just have to settle for the original...

CLICK HERE... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QmimnwQSj8)

OR HERE!!! (http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=100330)

COMMENTS FROM THE LAST SITE...

Binro the Heretic

They should have called it "Jesus Phish" instead.

I mean, it makes more sense and "Jesus Ween" makes me think of the Savior's penis, which is just wrong on so many levels.

Binro the Heretic

Also, that hot chick in blue has gorgeous massive tits.

How the Hell can I be expected to pay attention to spiritual matters with those staring me in the face?

Cena_mark

This is what eggs and TP are for.

snothouse

They are so bad at this, they can't even come up with "HolyWeen"

IrishWhiskey

"No see, 'Halloween' already comes from 'Holy ween'. But it's not a Christian holiday. So who else is left that it must be holy to? That's right, Satan! Which proves that Halloween and everything about it is really about Satanism."

- Actual argument I've heard more than once.

Robin Kestrel

Fuck these people for using "Ween" at all. Aaron & Mickey should sue their asses. It's not a goddamn suffix.

All-Hallows Evening => Hallow E'en => Halloween

Born in the RSR

Will someone please think of the children!

dead_cat

DAMMIT, OUR CHILDREN NEED TO SEE MORE JESUS WEEN!

paparatti

JESUSWEEN

Jet Bin Fever

I bet Ween hates all this publicity.

pastorofmuppets

Going to the site led me to discover that even domain squatting has a Christian version.

Xenocide

This is absolutely going to work. Remember how grateful you were to that one person in your neighborhood who passed out toothbrushes on Halloween when you were a kid? Remember how it got you totally excited about dental care and made you forget all about the candy everyone else gave you? Remember?

Kieran27

I don't recall anyone on our street handing out dental care items, but there was one jolly fellow who handed out oranges and grapefruits with smiley vampire faces on them. Clearly, he knew about the true spirit of Halloween.

Those suckers bounced like hell, you had to really put some muscle behind the throw to make them splatter against the wall.

Bort

I got my first Jack Chick tract one Halloween when I was a young Bort; one house was giving them out instead of candy. So this isn't totally new.

Years later ("I Was a Teenage Bort", soon to be a major motion picture), it occurred to me that Halloween needs to be more Jesusy, so I made a Jesus pumpkin. Despairing expression, eyes casting skyward, long black hair and a crown of thorns. Perhaps the time for this has come around again?

Pencils, toothbrushes, and the "Big Daddy?" tract all suck ass, but there is something to be said for giving something out that isn't candy. Little toys or pretzels become a welcome change of pace when a kid's already got ten Milky Way bars.

kingofthenothing

I didn't figure out how to win Halloween until I was 16 and no longer cared about it. It's easy. You just bring a baseball bat. It's part of your "costume", but the implications are huge. It's basically saying "you want your car with or without dents?" You get way more candy. You can even steal the bowls the lazy people leave out.

grimcity

Technically speaking, wouldn't "Christian items" be idolatrous?

You may laugh now... especially if you are in a Faraday Cage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUWxYesR ... re=related) that will protect you from Lightning bolts from heaven...

[Arab Nights (imported)]

This is more my style than Jesusween:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIiAR3Jecww

[gunnutz (imported)]

Anyone else notice how profits from this event came before the prospect of getting new members interested in the church in that video?, yeah i know i read to much into that but still.

This is from their site, I underlined the part that made me laugh the hardest.

Every year, the world and its system have a day set aside (October 31st) to celebrate ungodly images and evil characters while Christians all over the world participate, hide or just stay quiet on Halloween day. Being a day that is widely acceptable to solicit and knock on doors, God inspired us to encourage Christians to use this day as an opportunity to spread the gospel. The days of hiding are over and we choose to take a stand for Jesus. “Evil prevails when good people do nothing”. JesusWeen is expected to become the most effective Christian outreach day ever and that is why we also call it” World Evangelism Day”.

And did I miss something growing up (raised christian) about persecution of Christians on Halloween? I knew a few families that had a problem with Halloween while growing up, but it was they who took issue with it, not anyone taking issue with them, so why hide? Heck at my church we had a Halloween gathering complete with a pumpkin carving contest. I guess I and every other member of the congregation was a "bad" christian.

I probably wouldn't have laughed if they had "hoped" but they "expect".

Now lets be a little more serious whats the average age of someone participating in trick or treating activities? How many of the kids that receive bibles will be able to read them much less understand the idea of a religion if they are not already members of another faith? So really following this to its conclusion, its an opportunity to get at the parents by giving a "gift" to the kids. I put the chances of success in each case slightly lower than getting chewed out by an involved parent, and slightly higher than getting your house egged and or TPed by kids with uninvolved parents.

[Riverwind (imported)]

Halloween, one of the religious hollidays that is celebrated by good pagans the world over.

River

[A-1 (imported)]

Halloween, one of the religious hollidays that is celebrated by good pagans the world over.

River

...converted by Roman Catholicism into "All Hallows Eve" when all of their Saints who have no special day are honored...

[Riverwind (imported)]

Yep the Catholic Religion raped all of our holidays and took them for their own like they invented them.

River