Turns out, Sponge Bob is actuallty bad for your kid

[Dave (imported)]

Turns out, Sponge Bob is actually bad for your kid not because he's going to teach your Little boy gay,

Now I know that sounds crude but the right wing nuts said that if you turn sponge bob upside down, or make him stand on the top of his squared head, his nose becomes a penis and his eyes turn into testicles and he entices litle body into sucking his tumescent nose as if it were an erect penis, (oh, I said the word penis, penis, penis, penis, penis.) oh let's just call it a tallywhacker!

That of course was the wingnut reason for hating on SpongeBob...

But the real reason is hat the show just demolishes your kids attention span into a quivering limpness of thirty seconds or two minutes, whichever, whatever, how many ever, distractions pull the kid away from concentrating.

And that is bad for learning.

So keep your 3 and 4 year old away from anyone who lives in a pineapple under the sea.