Sad News about the PillsBury Doughboy

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Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment

community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and

trauma complications from being repeatedly poked in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of

celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,

Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies ,

and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a

man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota ,

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked

schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was

considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough

and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father,

Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

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