Words of Wisdom

[JesusA (imported)]

(And a set of Japanese “smileys”)

A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight.

<°)))><

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

(^_^)

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

(. . )

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a new replacement for it

(^o^)

He who hesitates is probably doing the right thing.

(^o^)

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'

(°.°)

If you think there is some good in everybody, you obviously haven't met 'everybody'.

(>_<)

If you can smile when things go wrong, you must have someone else in mind to blame.

(©_©)

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so that he can tell when he's 'really' in trouble.

(^_*)

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

(©_©)

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.'

(^J^)

Some people try to turn back their life's odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long, long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

(^_^)

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper. It's even worse when you forget to pull it down.

(^_°)

Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf

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(=°:°=)

(")_(")

It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it.

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[Riverwind (imported)]

Thank you, I enjoyed every one of them.

River