Discovery Channel wants Chief Shark Officer

[Dave (imported)]

>>Swim? With the sharks? are you kidding me?

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>>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/1 ... 08967.html

Now here's a job offer you don't see every day: the Discovery Channel is seeking a "Chief Shark Officer" to promote its iconic Shark Week coverage.

The job offer was posted on the channel's website on Tuesday. It calls for a "fun-loving, fast-swimming personality to be the first ever Chief Shark Officer for this year's Shark Week."

The job requirements are a little out of the ordinary: the "CSO" must love exotic locales, "buff bodies in bathing suits and having the bejesus scared out of you," and will be called upon to swim with sharks and attend fabulous Shark Week parties. But just in case potential applicants were worried about the dangers of the job, the offer assures that they will be provided with "lots and lots of insurance and some great dentistry, naturally."

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Buff bodies in bathing suits definitely excludes me but I'd recommend TheOtherSide to be in it. He loves sharks.

[Dave (imported)]

I might lick the Buff Bodies in bathing suits. That would be more fun than hunting sharks all day.

Naughty boy, naughty boy, naughty boy!