New Words for 2010

[JesusA (imported)]

These arrived from a British friend. Some are old, some are new:

• TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

• BLAMESTORMING. 
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

• SEAGULL MANAGER. 
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.

• SALMON DAY. 
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

• CUBE FARM. 
An office filled with cubicles.

• SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person...

• SWAMP DONKEY. 

A deeply unattractive person..

• AIRPLANE BLONDE. 

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

• PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. 

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

• OH-NO SECOND. 

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (e.g. You've hit 'reply all').

• GREYHOUND. 

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

• MILLENNIUM DOMES. 

The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

• MONKEY BATH. 
 
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

• MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

• TART FUEL
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

• PICASSO BUM.

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.

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[Riverwind (imported)]

These arrived from a British friend. Some are old, some are new:

• TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

• BLAMESTORMING. 
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

• SEAGULL MANAGER. 
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.

• SALMON DAY. 
The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

• CUBE FARM. 
An office filled with cubicles.

• SALAD DODGER.
An excellent phrase for an overweight person...

• SWAMP DONKEY. 

A deeply unattractive person..

• AIRPLANE BLONDE. 

One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

• PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE. 

The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

• OH-NO SECOND. 

That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (e.g. You've hit 'reply all').

• GREYHOUND. 

A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

• MILLENNIUM DOMES. 

The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

• MONKEY BATH. 
 
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

• MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

• TART FUEL
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by young women.

• PICASSO BUM.

A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got 4 buttocks.

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You know if you put some of these together in the right order it reminds me of some people I have known.

SWAMP DONKEY GREYHOUND AIRPLANE BLONDE

River

[Sweetpickle (imported)]

Many companies practice

Management by erection

where in management gets a hard on about

something and fucks with all the employees

until they forget why.