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JesusA (imported)
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A listing of search terms that are blacklisted on Google Instant:

http://www.2600.com/googleblacklist/

Where there’s a capital letter in their long list of search terms, that’s the point in typing where the blacklisting takes over. Here are a few examples:

anal (blacklists after a space)

amaTeur

are (this is a VERY interesting one. if you stick "are" after the following words, the blacklist kicks in: jews, christians, catholics, born-again christians, evangelical christians, atheists, muslims, blacks, italians, mexicans, chinese, japanese, germans, arabs, french. the blacklist does NOT kick in when these words are entered before "are": terrorists, scientologists, agnostics, seventh day adventists, jehovah's witnesses, mormons, protestants, evangelists, pentecostalists, columbians, panamanians, iranians, iraqis, koreans, persians, turks.)

ball Sack

beastiAlity

bitcH

dick (blacklists after a space - yes, "Dick Armey" and "Tricky Dick Nixon" are blacklisted as is anything that follows "Philip K. Dick" like "stories")

dominatIon

mastUrbate (Google is even kind enough to blacklist "mastErbate" for those who can't spell)

tentacLe (though testicle is NOT yet blacklisted)

.and a great many more. The list is being added to regularly.

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So I just typed the word Castration (followed by a space)

into Google... and the 5th 'suggested search' was

Castration squad

!!? :o

Sister K, are you and 'The Girls' roaming the streets with Burdizzos strapped to your hips again !?
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The word "Ball sac" pops up on my computer at least.. But isn't it spelled ball sack, with that K in the end? I'm not that good in English=p
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So, if I were to change my user name to "Dick Ball Sack" my enemies could not Google me. --FLO--
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Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:15 am So, if I were to change my user name to "Dick Ball Sack" my enemies could not Google me. --FLO--

What a great logical conclusion! I am going to do just that as I peer out from under my aluminum foil helmet.
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I turned off Google Instant. I use the Google Wonder Wheel, and it doesn't work if Instant is on.
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Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:15 am So, if I were to change my user name to "Dick Ball Sack" my enemies could not Google me. --FLO--

Unless they turn safe search off... (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe ... =&gs_rfai=)
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